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Boogey Man!!! April fools! I've been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks! Your money's happiness is all that money's " " Son? This is Mrs Burns. I just called to say I don't love you On my vacation away from workey " " Marge, can I go outside and play? Water, water everywhere, so let's all have a drink " " How was jerk practice boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?

I'm just calling to distract you while we re-posses your plow Rust I tell ya!!! Uh-huh, uh-huh, listen, shut up for a second " " Sugar, do do do do do. Awww honey, honey It's what separates us from the animals! Get yourself another patsy man Eww slimy! Aww, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut For fun?

Well, I didn't hear anyone laughing, did you? I hope I didn't brain my damage " " Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding Well what about me Marge? He has to push the sanctity of marriage or his god will punish him " " Got it Barn? Jump with all your might! I know!

This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!! I wanna explore the world! I wanna watch TV in a different time zone Wait a minute, why did it take you so long to answer? Without a strong male presence in the house you could turn sissy overnight!

Oh these stubborn grass stains " " Mmmm, slanty " " I saw this a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping it's speed over 50, and if it's speed dropped, it would explode How could you?!

Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church? Captain what's-his-name? I want it all. The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles I mean, I can teach a class!!

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!! That was your best friends face, you'll know what to do! TM - Larry Leadfoot. TM - Metric system. TM - PSA. Wasn't that great, kids? Krusty Sings The Doors. What the hell Betty Ford Center. I didn't do it. Al Coholic. Lets Roll. Share Simpsons Soundboard:.

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Change into something nice. We're steppin' out. Stop the presses! That's why everybody does everything. Why couldn't he just stay in his own state? Just go ahead and sue me! Everybody else does!